I AM BRAMZILLA.

I WRITE WORDS AND MUSIC.
RECORD SOUNDS.
TAME AUDIO AS IF IT WERE A WILD HORSE.
SNAP SHOTS HERE, THERE AND EVERYWHERE.
AND MAKE ALL KINDS OF OTHER STUFF.

I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL.

I CAN BE REACHED AT +32 XXX XX XX XX
OR BY MEANS OF ELECTRONIC MAIL.

SHALL I TAKE YOU HOME NOW?


...unless you want to read some legal mumbojumbo?