who am i?
Hi there,
I'll write a little about myself here.
Whenever I eat alone I use my fancy cutlery.
I wish I invented velcro.
If you present me bacon I will make it disappear.
When you whisper me a neat fact I'll write you a
song about it.
Other than that;
Me and my furry, four-legged buddy from Spain (my
dog)
Love to go on tiny adventures.
Slide into our DM's if
you want to hang.
Oh yeah, I also prefer to believe in aliens rather
than in life coaches.
Cheeky, right?
xo,
whatever.